Shaw Wallace at 174.25!!! Only on Kotak Securities!!

According to Kotak Securities, the stock of Shaw Wallace opens at 174.25, the price that has not been quoted for over six months now. UNfortunately, I have tried time and again to purchase the stock at this price, but its like the eternal red herring .... If you do manage to purchase it at the opening prices of 174.25, please do let me know

Even before the markets open... Kotak's down!!

Its not that you need the markets to open for Kotak to crash. Kotak can crash even before the markets open. This is a picture of the characteristic "connection to database" error. If you wish to trade through Kotak Securities, you will get used to it. A day or two, and you will be as trained as I am. Dont give up... keep refreshing till the database comes back :)

The perpetual "Page cannot be displayed error"

When you want to buy or sell a stock on Kotak Securities, do not be surprised to see an "Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage" error. Its just Kotak's way of telling you to wait for a while while blaming your internet connection.

All stocks open at Zero ... Only on Kotak Securities

This is amazing... but its true. Its only on Kotak Securities that any security opens at Zero, or at any value that Kotak chooses for it. In this you see that most of the stock on the Indian Stock Market opens everyday at Rs 0.00. Hence if you do wish to buy stock, you would think that Kotak is where it is at 0. Unfortunately, most of the time Kotak is down, hence by the time your order is accepted by the exchange the prices would have gone up. The only stock that opens at the correct price is (no points for guessing this one)....

KOTAK!!! And thanks to gullible customers, the Kotak stock marches on and breaches a new high everyday!!